Garmap Forum http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/ This is an XML content feed of; Garmap Forum : Last 10 Posts Copyright (c) 2006-2009 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 18 May 2012 03:20:40 +0000 Thu, 17 May 2012 21:44:49 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 9.70 30 www.garmap.co.za/forum/RSS_topic_feed.asp Garmap Forum http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_images/logo.png http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/ JOKES : Behind the village tavern http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8487&PID=11803660#11803660 Author: St Bosse'
Subject: Behind the village tavern
Posted: 17 May 2012 at 21:44

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know..

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,





'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence'. ]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 21:44:49 +0000 http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8487&PID=11803660#11803660 FM & CAR INSTALLATIONS : FM Transmitter reception??? http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8486&PID=11803659#11803659 Author: dasilvarsa
Subject: FM Transmitter reception???
Posted: 17 May 2012 at 18:45

760 also plays mp3
Neither is available on 3790 US/EU version.
]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 18:45:42 +0000 http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8486&PID=11803659#11803659 JOKES : Pastor http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8485&PID=11803658#11803658 Author: Metro Nomad
Subject: Pastor
Posted: 17 May 2012 at 18:21

Big smile]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 18:21:42 +0000 http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8485&PID=11803658#11803658 BAR TALK : Printer Re-Ink http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8483&PID=11803657#11803657 Author: Shorty
Subject: Printer Re-Ink
Posted: 17 May 2012 at 17:56

Have had my HP Ink Jet for more years than I can count* and the only gripe I have is the same as both of you have posted.  We run the cartridges to "stripey" as well, especially after Ritha visited Bangkok.  The identical official HP cartridges (colour and/or B&W) cost close to R100.  Makes me cry again here now that the stock has run out.

 * Now see what happens Wink
]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 17:56:57 +0000 http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8483&PID=11803657#11803657 CITY NAVIGATOR MAPS : TIP: Using Traffic - give it time! http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8484&PID=11803656#11803656 Author: Shorty
Subject: TIP: Using Traffic - give it time!
Posted: 17 May 2012 at 17:49

Stubborn little blighters these black boxes.  Quite a while back now a question was asked if a unit could remember a route taken.  That really would be a great facility to have the more bling that's added the less of a true navigation device our GPSr's become.  Either ask the Missus to bring you your best brew as you get into the car or ask her to take the car out the garage for you to take over some time later Ermm]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 17:49:28 +0000 http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8484&PID=11803656#11803656 NUVI 37XX RANGE : Garmin Smartphone Link app update http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8421&PID=11803655#11803655 Author: Otto_Roth
Subject: Garmin Smartphone Link app update
Posted: 17 May 2012 at 16:52

The Android/Garmin "Mechanic" s/w also works well with the ecoRoute HD regardless if you have a GPS that talks to the ecoRouteHD  or not!
 
http://reviews.cnet.com/8301-13746_7-20048510-48.html
 
Smile
 
 
]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 16:52:58 +0000 http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8421&PID=11803655#11803655 LIVE TRAFFIC (NETSTAR) : Traffic not available - Cape Town http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8323&PID=11803654#11803654 Author: Otto_Roth
Subject: Traffic not available - Cape Town
Posted: 17 May 2012 at 16:44

Have not been here for a while and must say that the traffic is actually usable lately!
 
I did post a TIP about giving your traffic channel to influence your route before zooming off elsewhere and possibly the moderators can move it here where it is more appropriate!
 
Thanks
]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 16:44:51 +0000 http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8323&PID=11803654#11803654 FM & CAR INSTALLATIONS : FM Transmitter reception??? http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8486&PID=11803653#11803653 Author: Otto_Roth
Subject: FM Transmitter reception???
Posted: 17 May 2012 at 16:34

Is this only a 760 thing or is it available on 3790 as i se "Nuvi" mentioned freely in the similar named thread! - might be a stupid question but, as always, curious!]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 16:34:30 +0000 http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8486&PID=11803653#11803653 BAR TALK : Printer Re-Ink http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8483&PID=11803652#11803652 Author: Stalker
Subject: Printer Re-Ink
Posted: 17 May 2012 at 16:15

Frans 

I use two printers first was a Canon purely as at the time I required it to print on printable CD's and subsequently purchased an HP office jet 4500 which has built in LAN and fax.

Both I refill cartridges myself without any real hassles. Both these printers have been replaced with newer models. I don't require the option to print on DC's any longer and won't replace the Canon it if it packs up.

The HP I'll take in the caravan when we start our travels next month. Hopefully it will last a while still. Replacement cartridges are far too expensive so the refill I've been doing for quite a few years with all my previous printers , they were all Canon. This is the first HP I've had but it seems to work quite well and is easy to refill. 
]]> Thu, 17 May 2012 16:15:28 +0000 http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8483&PID=11803652#11803652 JOKES : Car Technology Explained http://www.garmap.co.za/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8465&PID=11803651#11803651 Author: Obert
Subject: Car Technology Explained
Posted: 17 May 2012 at 15:00

Originally posted by Metro Nomad

Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of your car.

Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the back of your car.

Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.

Torque is how far you take the wall with you.

 
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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